First, my reactions to all previous blogs: A bathtub in the bedroom sounds amazing. “Would you like some underwear?” is a great blog name. You should have said, “You’re the teacher, maybe you should work harder to motivate me.” I CANNOT believe that they pass out camp chairs now in the ballroom. FPants, I claim you on the 21st, 22nd, and 23rd of December; is that allowed? For those of you in Chicago during those days, I’m setting up a jazzercise class at (the dance studio where I work) one of those days. (The boss) used to teach aerobics and we’ll get her to do it. I’m not kidding. Which day works best for you, FPants? It can be after work hours so everyone can come. I’M NOT KIDDING. Agent Thumbs is right! CODEWORDS are critical to our success. HoWinkle – the experience you described about the karaoke is, I think, something that all of us here can relate to. We’ve all, I’m sure, been at some point subjected to the, “you’re a dancer, do a dance” demand (I often get it from my inlaws). It’s exactly as you describe – it makes you want to puke.
And now… a story. Today at work, (the boss) asked me to sent out an evite about our upcoming staff holiday party, so I took a photo of said boss and photoshopped a santa hat onto her head and put the photo, real big, as the main photo on the evite. I’ll send it to you (some of you have already received it). Let me know what you think. I haven’t gotten the boss’ reaction yet… I’m pretty nervous to hear what she thinks.
And a personal apology. I’m sorry I haven’t blogged yet. I really mean it. I believe this blog can be a really powerful tool to increase our love and understanding of such dear friends. You are all such beautiful, talented, warm women with whom I hope I can share many good times in the future.
You may be asking yourself, “How is Addicted to Posing so eloquent in her apologies?” And the answer is… practice! Yes, for those of you who care, I recently wrote a very eloquent, very sincere apology letter to a certain girlfriend of a certain brother of a certain husband. Yes, I apologized. I was told by the brother that if I gave a sincere apology to the girlfriend, then I would, in return, receive an apology “for whatever it is” I think he’s done. Sounds like a great deal, doesn’t it? Anyway, I was the bigger person. I DID IT. Also, I apologized for all of you too because she felt that you were also all being mean to her. You’re welcome.
Go see Twilight. It’s unbelievably sexy.
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Twilight is like my favorite book (OK, one of them). I liked it so much that I haven't read any of the next ones; I got so involved in the first one that it sort of took over my life while I read it and my husband got jealous. I'm not kidding.
As for dates to reserve me, I know Nathan has made some plans for us, but I'll find a day for Jazzercise. The Boss had better be down!
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